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Monday, August 1, 2011

Dr Thomason's Pet advice

Arctic Portuguese man-of-war 


This pet must be kept in total darkness or it will die.

It sleeps for twelve hours a day and emits a loud screech from 1am to 6am.

Do not over-feed or it will die.
Lives for two weeks before laying 10,000 eggs. 

Then it dies.

Vietnamese biting fish

Completely transparent in tank until it bites a finger
when the spreading blood will outline your pet!

Will only eat microwaved Gazelle.

Spiny Flying Syrup Hamster

This little chap will fly around your house spraying acidic urine.

When you catch him, be careful of the sharp spines on his back. The sound of teeth grinding during the night is designed to intimidate predators.

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